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FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

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truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

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when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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betawards:

WEEZY TO THE RESCUE! 

Ran like she was a blunt 

he’s such a sweetheart

Someone have a source for this??

RAN LIKE SHE WAS A BLUNT 

filthylinen:

phoeniiiix:

unthinkable-viii-xxi:

sweetestthingiwrote:

betawards:

WEEZY TO THE RESCUE! 

Ran like she was a blunt 

he’s such a sweetheart

Someone have a source for this??

RAN LIKE SHE WAS A BLUNT 

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starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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who you gonna call

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EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

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